n9neblindmice:

they said I should be a stand up comedian but I like sitting down too much

But really.

(via j-hynes)

adornoble:

hatewizard:

vondell-swain:

(a video of jehovah witnesses telling deaf people to stop masturbating, with 50 cent’s “in da club” dubbed over it)

i am going to die

this is huge

(Source: notxam, via sweetraritea)

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

BUT THEN I REMEMBER HOW MUCH WORK I HAVE TO DO AND I’M LIKE:

(via jorgiaastone)

Bauhaus architects! 

shadows in the bauhaus 

cassjaytuck:

Glee is like that friend who used to be funny and cool and then got a little too crazy and brought a knife to school and got expelled

(via 50-shades-of-fey)

where clubs open at midnight and close never.

but really- in boston things are closing when places here are just opening.

its a life changing concept

(Source: anderson, via heytinafey)

Boston!

(Source: brianmatthewwrong)

pizzaforpresident:

Candice Sortino, age 17, ran out on the field during the 7th inning of the Arizona vs. South Carolina game at CWS on June 25th.  She smacked two players butts; the one shown here is center fielder Joey Rickard.

(via thecallofasiren)

(via wiigipedia)

dick-luver:

casual reminder that cartoonnetwork never gave a fuck

(Source: forever90s, via bubblesaurs)

wiigipedia:

Kristen Wiig in GIFs: Christmas Edition, Set 2.

       ||  First small movie role in Unaccompanied Minors.

i actually love this movie…

(via 50-shades-of-fey)

(Source: moremackle, via thecallofasiren)